Bringing your toddlers to school during finals and letting them loose to run shrieking through the halls is not "cute." I'm glad you have a happy family and it's swell that you're working hard in law school to provide them with a good life. But guess what? A few hundred other people are in the building right now TAKING EXAMS and they have paid a shit-ton of money to do so. This is not "fun happy family time." So here's a thought--DON'T BRING YOUR KIDS TO SCHOOL IN THE MIDDLE OF FINALS.
The fact that this is even an issue is fucking ridiculous.
Sincerely,
Everybody with some semblance of a brain
But what would be the ruling on a peel?
1L: Just because child porn is virtual doesn't mean it's protected by the First Amendment.
Con Law Prof: But children must be used in its production for it to be illegal.
1L: Couldn't the Court consider some virtual child porn to have used a child in the production?
Con Law Prof: I'm not sure I see where you're going with this...
1L: Well, you know how they wire people up and have them move around when they make video games, like Tiger Woods Golf?
Con Law Prof: Oh, I see what you're getting at--kind of like, "here you go, Billy--eat this banana?"
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